nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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