Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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