taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
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it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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