we're chasing vodka with high fives
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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