dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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