do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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