Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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