Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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