Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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