We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Randomize
