Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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