walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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