is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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