I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
tell me about the eggs
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