So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
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