At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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