I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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