? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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