Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
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