so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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