3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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