You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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