I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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