Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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