But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Even my vagina gasped.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Randomize
