Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Your tits are I can't wait for
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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