What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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