how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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