so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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