his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
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