I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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