I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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