she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
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