Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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