she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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