Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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