im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
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