Christians are straight up FREAKS
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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