4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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