Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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