Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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