Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
There's even glitter on my cock...
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