Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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