Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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