I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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