I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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