About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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