I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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