She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
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