He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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