Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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