so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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