i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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