thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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